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POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast

PREFERENCE - Obviously, Chad prefers to spend Friday nights alone masturbating to memories

VEGETARIANS - Look... red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!

TAGS: preferences diet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
And your arteries will thank you later...oh hell, enjoy!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:48 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:12 am
Rerun!!!! I haven't had a real steak in so long. Cutting a piece of toast into the shape of a steak and lathering it in A1 sauce, well......teehee
rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:34 am

Looks like my dinner from last night, except steamed brocoli instead of carrotts
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:57 pm
There actually is a People Eating Tasty Animals steak sauce. It's easily found on the 'net
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:39 pm
PETA= Prime eats they are! I'll fire up the Q if you bring the brew!
PapaFox - February 2, 2013, 9:31 pm
I'm an animal lover. They're delicious. :)


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)

ADMIRAL ACKBAR SAYS - She's a tramp!

TAGS: star wars reference
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:54 pm
Bahahaha...I mean ewww! F*ck Steve you're evil. You're not supposed to make the mentally ill laugh that hard!
steve1961 - February 18, 2013, 4:49 pm
Worse case of crabs that i have ever seen...
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:35 pm
Nope...tramp is about right...teehee. I couldn't get Sheldon from Big Band Theory out of my head when I saw this. Him imitating the Admiral's...it's a trap. Thanks for the post.
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:33 pm
Only because he can't pull off the whole pleather look! Thanks for stopping by!
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:31 pm
Thanks Sho...a lmao from you is an honour.
tatespa - February 18, 2013, 9:51 am
Shouldn't that be Zoidberg??
mariand - February 18, 2013, 9:38 am
Admiral Ackbar is just envious...hehehe
Sho - February 18, 2013, 8:39 am




TAGS: another d*** oceanic steam navigation company white star line of boston packets reference
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:01 pm
People drowned. 5L.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe, but I'm with you on the tags, searching "Titanic" wouldn't show this one, if I remember that upload (all of what, an hour ago?) correctly.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Had I used the "tags" responsibly, you would have found mine, but then, why use the tags responsibly?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
d***! I thought I was innovating, not supernovaing. MWLF was right, though, the genre is open. I even searched "equation" to see if it had been done...
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
I think this counts as the second only Mathifake (MWLF's term). Cool.


TAGS: ***ual preferences
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:53 am
Yeah..haha...says you...BA HA HA! 5L'd for sure steve.



TAGS: no dot hack reference astronaut
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Cubbybear - August 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I used it too...a while back
Bartimaeus - August 14, 2010, 10:26 pm
Yeah, lol, I saw it and a caption hit me so I figured...since everyone else is using it...
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:11 am
AMSOME! Isn't that one of the standard images from wigflip bart? 5L

MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!


TAGS: too pixilated not a motifake been done tagged personal pictures and references are not approved unfunny unoriginal try harder
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
ok, I got you wrong, sorry... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
I only used this pic because of the "No entry!" signs in at every direction. It wasn't rejected before with another text. Or do I get you wrong now?!? Anyway, it's my best ranked pic at the moment and that makes me sad... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:42 pm
Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 4:06 pm
He he he. I like it.

THERE'S A WAR - Going on for Your Mind

TAGS: flobots song reference artistic protest
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Kyronic

Kyronic - July 27, 2012, 6:19 pm
I just noticed I said "former" better society. I meant to type "for" a better society...
Kyronic - June 9, 2012, 4:49 am
If you feel like giving The Flobots a chance, you should head over to YouTube and check out the music video for "Handlebars". That seems to be most people's favorite. Also, if you like what you hear, try and head over to r/flobots.
Kyronic - June 8, 2012, 7:58 am
Thanks. I found it and thought it was perfect for a Motifake. I decided to give it a title from one of the songs by my favorite band, the Flobots. They usually have messages in their songs to get people motivated to change things former a better society.
Zetmonk - June 8, 2012, 7:10 am
That's a funky pic.


TAGS: finally an avatar reference thats not regarding a movie about blue people
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
It's a good one Pro.
Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
@Spacedog: Speaking of tomorrow's mod "tribute" day, this one's my personal favorite.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:28 pm
Cowboys have a few of tough teams coming up on their schedule. Hopefully they'll be good games.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:25 pm
Naturally, I'm a Cowboys fan... and I've never been more nervous about a game as I am about Saturday's.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
They couldn't hold onto the friggin' ball.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
The 49er's defense played well on Monday, but if the Card's had played like they normally do... could have been a very different game.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh hell yeah the Budweisers I inhaled on Monday were free of charge, too. Believe it or not, there are a ton of 49ers fans in Texas and I ended up partying with them. So lame, but the beer was delicious.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:06 pm
That's cool. I got...well not fall down drunk, but my wife had to drive us home from her company Christmas party. I can drink a few Guinness when someone else is paying. Ha.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:57 pm
@Spacedog: I had to switch posters so I can get Aggy's attention when he arrives... Beer sounds good, btw. I got completely trashed on Monday night.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Apology accepted.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Grrr. Fine. Just for that, I won't wire the truck battery to this North American Longhair after the Nair treatments.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
Sorry, Zed... didn't mean to call you sanitized.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
I don't have to... I'ms a Moderator!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Sanity? HEY! You take that back!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Finally... a voice of sanity!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Tell me about it. You have no idea how hard is is to find "Dolphin Non-safe" tuna. Folks look at you funny when you ask for it in the grocery store.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:00 am
d*** tree-hugging, tie-dye bandana'd, friendship bracelet, birkenstock wearin', dolphin-safe hippies.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:56 pm
Greenpeace insisted. The whales have enough to contend with these days. they don't need an "aggatross" hangin' 'round their necks.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Why was the whale tail shopped out?
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Funny...he usually leaves those on Moo+ night stand...5 drunkin' poodles
Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:14 pm
LOL Sean... I'm just waiting on Aggy to comment on the poster so we can appreciate the striking resemblance side-by-side.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:07 pm
Oh that Aggatha.
omnia - December 7, 2009, 8:50 am
i don't see any reference
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:08 am
It's as if Veggie has known Aggy all his life...5L!
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:07 am
Actually I think it explains the wig and perfume perfectly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 6:51 am
Epic! 5.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND... - After all these years, so many MotiFakers are still taking time... to make tunnels.

TAGS: wow thats an old reference hope i am not the only one who remembers
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Chef

JTBear - May 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Ahh yes... that classic show "Time Tunnel"

MOO+17 - is moooooooooooooooooin' on up


TAGS: countercyclic spending countering sudden liquidity preference
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:14 am
That would be the multi-trillian dollar question, Bah. Actually, I think the short answer is that you can't.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 2:01 am
Boston cream.
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:58 am
Sean, a purely technical question: Keynesian economic theory is violently apposed by the few libertarians I know. How do you minimize the role of the state and give it more power to manage the economy at the same time?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
Absolutely no apology necessary WTFO. I went for a low blow. And my recently stated views on socialized medicine (which are hints at what I actually feel, not the whole deal) makes what comes after the "liber" subject to it's own little asterisk.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
didn't acknowledge when others have done it too.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Mark, McCarthy may have been right but he gathered too much power from it. Our govt is designed to divide the power among the 3 branches and be watched over by the news. It wouldn't be fair or honest of me to blame Obama for gathering too much power if I
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
My apologies, Sean. I keep forgetting your a libertarian (even though it shares a lot of the same letters a liberal). I just dislike the level of some attacks. Like Letterman going after Palin's daughter (he's a POS).
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Never totally against them, but a hypocrite nonetheless when a neologism I can't resist loosing on the world comes to mind. But still, it is a dab of hypocracy (sp?) nonetheless. Can't deny it. Tootles.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:29 pm
...tree." I think that McCarthy may have been the first victim of a liberal media smear campaign.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Sean - I thought you were totally against all political posters. What happened to push you over to the dark side? WTFO - I've read a little bit about McCarthy that leads me to believe that he was actually right about there being "a commie behind every...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
P.s., I had to balance out my Obama poster "CHANGE" for earlier in the week.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
tags, dude. Keynesian economics comin' at ya.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
WTFO writes: "That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination." And without a hint of intended irony. As a libertarian, I hesitate to allow my suckage to adhere to all Liberals. Note the ...
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm proud to have no idea who this guy is. He does look like he enjoys a good pie though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:46 pm
typo: Change "Then Dem" to "The Dem". sorry.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:45 pm
and I'm happy. Then Dem model over the past few decades is to divide us (racially or economically) get us fighting among ourselves. Then reap the political benefits of the divisions they create.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:43 pm
No worries. I think all political parties from the dawn of time for govts have used this tactic. So I'm less interested in who started it as where we are today. I despise that kind of BS no matter who is using it. Stick to facts, positions, and records
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yeah, I realized when I hit the "Post Comment" b***on that I was taking your words out of context. I apologize. I think, though, that the Democrats picked up the low-ball tactic from the Republicans, refined it a bit, and voila! Here we are.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
hate and divisions among the American people to gain power.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
I never said that the left invented fear and smear. I disagree with your a**essment of Newt but not of McCarthy. My point is that the far-left liberal loons have taken this tactic and aggressively employed it to spread lies about conservatives and fire up
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
WTFO, how is it that you think the Left has suddenly invented fear and smear? Newt made an entire career out of it. McCarthy was one of the worst for it, though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
Right, anyone who speaks against the messiah deserves to be referred to as some sort of retard? That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination. That tactic is much easier than supporting ideas
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 12:58 pm
Blowtard is a wonderful new word, and it fits, to boot. The more I hear of this Rush, the more I like the band Rush, just for karmic balance (NB: I realize lyricist Neil Peart is a Randian dude. He's also not insane.)
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Autobiographical ziiiinnnnggg!
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Geez ya think it just might be all the name calling in political speak...hmmm
Sean - June 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Note to self: Blowtards probably don't like it when you make up new names for them, names like "Blowtards". Thanks aggy. This ones goin' straight to the top ... of the lower half.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:04 pm
1.3 of 5 - 3 votes. Sean, you've really outdone yourself this time!!!

NAZI REFERENCES - When you see it, you'll shit bricks!

TAGS: scar nazi reference
Rating: 1.64/5
f*me - October 16, 2009, 1:26 pm
scars shadow looks like hitler OR some potbelly dude with a huge erected p**** on his forehead
........ - September 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
I don't get it. What am I supposed to be seeing?